''What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped!'' - Damon Salvatore

Haii, I iz Victoria, a.k.a Victor, or Vicky.
I'm probably the weirdest person on Earth, so... BEWARE. I'm very random, but everyone loves me anyways. (x I can't think of anything else to put. xD
 
Quotes from me (Ohyusz):
'CHICKEN BALLS!'
'You're a gay unicorn with rainbow pubes.'
'I'm sexy and everyone knows it,'
'You've got a ball with a bread crumb surface with a nice meaty skin, followed by a refreshing cold egg with yellow crumbly centre...'
'I'mma zombie horse chicken thingy.'
'Because, you're gay, that's why.'
'You uniwhore.'
'You're as straight as a rainbow.'
'I'm the Queen of Unicorns, and you're my penguin slaves.'
'Bradbradbradbrad.'
'Bloody hell.'
'Well, I never.'
'Now, he looks like sex.'
I'll add more later.
 
Baii, my wonderful uniwhores.